Pickwick Picnic

The Pickwick Picnic is an odd, jolly folk and every day in the evening they have a meeting on the days’ proceedings.

Mr. Bombast is the secretary of the Pickwick Picnic and the other members are Sheraton Jolly, Tom Grapes and Silly Alice.

Mr. Bombast: ‘Order, Order, let’s begin the meeting.’

Mr. Bombast asks Silly Alice: ‘Did you count the grass growing in your field?’

Silly Alice replies: ‘Yes I got the number 1 and the rest of the field is bald.’

Mr. Bombast: ‘Well done Silly Alice’.

Mr. Bombast to Sheraton Jolly: ‘Did you measure the length of your wife’s night gown’.

Sheraton Jolly replied: Yes Mr. Bombast, but dear me, I have forgotten it.’
Mr. Bombast: ‘For not remembering it, you will receive 5 beatings with a cane on your rump.’

Mr. Bombast is beating Sheraton Jolly.

Mr. Sheraton Jolly: ‘Ouch ouch it hurts’.

Mr. Bombast asks Tom Grapes: ‘What is the interesting thing that you did today?’

Tom Grapes: ‘I smooched Mrs. Robinson but I felt too shy when she invited me to her bed to do poetry.’

Mr. Bombast: ‘Why Tom Grapes, you should have gone for it’.

Mr. Bombast: ‘Today’s session is over. We will meet again at the same time tomorrow.

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