Shit

It does not come to me very easily when I wake up in the morning. Four glasses of coffee, four cigarettes and then oh boy my anal muscles start twitching like Beethoven’s symphony. I have to rush to the rest room. Poof…I explode like a cracker and it falls into the commode like a volcano. Sometimes it comes out wholesome like a gigantic banana.

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